Oh, no...

please don't tell me we're going to have another "who's the daddy" storyline with Chloe.  Of course we, the viewers, remember that Philip couldn't get Belle pregnant (was it ever determined that he was actually sterile?) but will the writers remember that?  I doubt it.  Anyway, that'd be hilarious if two people who can't conceive a baby end up actually having one.  OMG! 

And can we endure another storyline with Chloe looking at Daniel with her sad puppy dog eyes saying, "Oh Daniel, I've done something terrible and you're going to hate me forever."  No, no, put bamboo under my fingernails but please don't subject me to that!