when I hit 34 I wasn’t even near the best years of my life yet. Just look what you have to look forward to.
A belated Happy Birthday. At the very least you got to spend it in good health and, hopefully, each successive one you’ll be even better. I didn’t realize it had been nine years. That’s far too long to have to endure this crap so, I now lower my ‘Magic Boinger’ to the top of your head and pronounce you…get ready…COMPLETELY DISEASE FREE for the rest of your life. Ta-da!
(Didn’t know I could do that, did you?)