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  • #108
    Bonbon
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     Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things.  Looks like he’s done it again!

    AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

     

    I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..  

    HERE IS MY PLATFORM: 

    (1). Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately banned.    English is the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can. 

    (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.   America  will allow NO imports and we’ll do no exports.     We will use the ‘Wal-Mart’s policy, ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.’ We’ll make it here and sell it here! 

    (3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here. 

    (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on  SOUTHBOUND  aliens. 

    (5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nuttin in, you ain’t gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it. 

    (6). Welfare. — Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades. 

    (7). Professional Athletes — Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned from sports … for life. 

    (8). Crime — We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more ‘life sentences’. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc. 

    (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. 

    (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it’s a worthy cause. 

    (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. 

    (12). The National Anthem  will  be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc. 

    My apology is offered if I’ve stepped on anyone’s toes…. nevertheless…. 

    GOD BLESS  AMERICA  ! 

    Sincerely,  Bill Cosby  

     

     

     

     

    #8377
    53tdogs
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    While I applaud the issues and sentiments ~ Mr. Cosby does not according to Snopes

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

    #8393
    Bonbon
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    Yes. I discovered this after I had posted it.  Shame on me for not checking first, however, if he didn’t say it, he SHOULD have.

    #8436
    53tdogs
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    Somebody’s gotta say it!  Good stuff!

    #8592
    imported_JennM
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    Ironic… "Wal-Mart’s policy"… if only they did that.  Check the country of origin on most Walmart products – "Made in XXXX" (not America).

    Wal-mart has done more to kill American manufacturing and small business than any other entity in the world.

    I refuse to shop at Walmart.  More people should wake up and realize that, "Save money, live better" really equals, "Send more money out of the country, eliminate American jobs".  So the place employs a lot of people but it treats them like crap too.

    I don’t think that’s what Sam Walton had in mind, but that’s certainly what it has become.

    Jenn

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