Philip, "I have lots of phone calls to make" new wife…..oops, I mean, i have to go get some MORE coffee and talk to my old high school girlfriend. how unrealistic. Phil and Mel haven’t even DTD yet. Come on!!!!!!!
And by the way…..the amounts of coffee that these Salemites slug down is unbelievable!
I’d rather they swig lots of coffee than all the alcohol they are normally drinking. EJ is drinking from morning to night. So glad Dr. Dan quit boozing so much, too. And I was just about sick of all the "let me get you a cup of tea" talk, as if tea makes everything better.