It’s on, it’s off, it’s on, it’s off, I’m going, I’m not, I’m going, I’m not. EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
Is there anybody left that is going to attend? And all these arrangements (asking Sami to be a witness) the DAY BEFORE THE FRIGGIN’ WEDDING? OMG, it’s getting to be more than I can take. Elope for cryin’ out loud and get it over with.