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Wow, he was loaded with them yesterday, and it made my day:
1. Brady when hearing from Vic about Hope and Aiden:
Brady: Dear God, where have I been?
Victor: Probably sleeping with the in-house tramp!
2. Brady trying to defend Theresa to Victor:
Brady: She is trying to change!
Victor: A leopard and its spots….catch the metaphor?
3. Theresa spotting Vic while she’s dancing around living room with Tate’s rattles:
Theresa: Tate can be a little cranky without his rattles.
Victor: From now on the nanny will see to Tate’s rattle, or Brady or Maggie. Hell, I’ll even get it for him myself.
Theresa: What are you ralking about?
Victor: (and this one is MY favorite): After a couple of days houseguests start to smell like bad fish. With you it’s been more than a couple of days and the stench has become intolerable, so I’m no longer willing to extend my hospitality.
Theresa: I don’t understand.
Victor: Well, let me put it in a more common, unrefined way that you might understand. Get your sorry ass out of my house, NOW!!!
BOTTA BING, BOTTA BOOM, BAM — damn I love you Victor!!!!
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